Mustard Shot Positive

When someone is so sure of their answer, they are willing to drink a shot glass full of mustard if they are incorrect. Usually used to overrule a friend or teammate's answer to a trivia question.

Roscoe was Mustard Shot Positive that the answer to the trivia question was "November Rain". He ended up drinking 1.5 ounces of dijon.

by MKLynch June 5, 2011

Mustardization

In relation to Corrosion - the change of colour of rust from a light red to a dark red colour

The corrosion on the Tank has mustardized, The mustardization of the rust has indicated a change in the intergrity of the tank

by Revric July 28, 2011

mustache cash stash

The best band name ever

Dude we should call our band mustache cash stash

by Louiloui September 17, 2013

Mustache Fairy

The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.

Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."

Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."

Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."

by iBetty February 4, 2012

mustard butterfly

The act of having diarrhea while wearing tighty whitey underwear. When underwear is removed a mustard butterfly is resembled.

oh snap i just crapped my pants, and checked my underwear, it looked like a mustard butterfly.

by jesterrox November 30, 2010

Mustard Plug

A small preliminary shit that, once expelled, gives way to a large volume of feces. It resembles and reminds one of the crust of dried mustard that forms on the cap of the bottle which must be voided before the main mass of the condiment can be squeezed out.

Jason: "How's your stomache ache, bro?"
Matt: "It's gone now. I had a thick mustard plug that was blocking a giant diarrhea bomb."
Jason: "Gross dude!"

by But Sects June 15, 2017

Truffle Mustard

Slang for gonorrhea. Interchangeable with "the clap."

"that bitch gave me truffle mustard"

by jfef69 November 6, 2018