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Mushroom Cloud 

When the head of his tiny dick is much larger than the base 🤧
I went to go suck it and he had a mushroom cloud, I couldn’t stop laughing
Mushroom Cloud by SKINNYb August 13, 2019

mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker 

Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".

Translates to "uber-badass from hell".
"Well, I'm one mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"

reverse mushroom cloud 

The act of evacuating one's bowels so quickly and violently that the debris forms a mushroon cloud in the toilet.
We ate at that new mexican restaurant and when I came home I dropped a reverse mushroom cloud in the toilet.

mushroom clouding 

When you fart under a blanket and then pull the blanket down, releasing the noxious fumes into the general area.

The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard
My wife and I were watching TV in bed when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel. So I let one rip under the blanket, mushroom clouding her as retribution.
mushroom clouding by DougieFresh86 February 15, 2017

cloudy mushroom 

An alcoholic cocktail beverage containing:
1 part Absinth
3 parts Water
2 parts Cola
1 Sugar Cube

This produces cloudy green slightly brown drink, that is either loved or hated.
When you think you have consumed enough absinth for one session, try one of these for something a bit different.
Bartender: What can I get you sir?

Drunk: Another cloudy mushroom thanks.

Bartender: Certainly
cloudy mushroom by Biderjum December 19, 2008