MuNkEy

A WICKED A JUGGALO
good at eating pussy
Undefeated JCW Champion
CRAZY ASSHOLE
sometimes known as:
crzy asshole
dickhead
that fucking goth kid
ad other names
women love him

FUCKING MUNKEY, he stole my girl from under my cock,beat my homie,and stole my goddamn MONEY!!

by Munkey April 7, 2005

Munkey

God like SOCOM player.
Owns almost every other game he plays in. Up at the top with Tek, Gnome, Mut, WAD, etc.

by Mike May 2, 2003

Munkey Licked

To be licked, against your will, by another.

Man, I was just standing there, and this dude came up and Munkey Licked me.

by Cornelius Stonefist September 14, 2006

spider my munkey

Form of foreplay where one person wants the other person to climb them like a tree.

I want you to spider my munkey

by samarara February 23, 2022

crunkey munkey

a munkey which is crunkey, if you are to come across a munkey that is crunkey approach with caution, and prepare to get funkey. better back up yo trunkey coz that munkey love humpey

man dat crunkey munkey got ass

by ballsman69 July 24, 2011

Spite Monkey Attack

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.

What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.

by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016

Spite Monkey Sunday

Spite Monkey Sunday is that day of the week when all the brain dead little losers try to get definitions accepted by Urban Dictionary. They try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. Why? Usually because they’re back at school on Monday and are trying to make themselves look good, the poor little winkies. Then the unthinkable happens, they’re definition is rejected because it doesn’t conform to the rules laid down by Urban Dictionary. Oh Calamity! So the silly little wank biscuits throw a hissy fit, go into a session to vote on the inclusion of new words and reject everything without bothering to read it. Then comes Monday and these sad little gleets go back to school and bother the human race somewhat less than they do at weekends.

“Couldn’t get a thing accepted on Urban Dictionary, it was Spite Monkey Sunday.”

by AKACroatalin April 27, 2015