ass mungler

A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.

Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.

by bumble dick July 12, 2010

Mugger

n. One who mugs. i.e. revise/study very hard, crams text into head.
(Commonly used in Singapore)

He goes home straight after school to mug school work. He's a real mugger.

He doesn't have a life outside studying. He crams day in day out. What a mugger.

by Halibut Ikram November 5, 2008

jake munger

texas hick who thinks hes
emo and can do anything he wants
but hes really just a little bitch

sydney-hey girl i saw one of
them jake mungers down yonder

cala-dont let him see me girl, hes gunna
be jumpin all up on me!

by lalalalaboy August 5, 2008

Munger (plunger)

This is where one takes a plunger, or a "Munger" after completing the act munging. This is used to retrieve all of the mung after a nice, swift stomp onto your mung victim. Your partner will then preceed to exume all the excess mung with the "munger" from the rotten vagina.

1. Hey Steve, pass me that munger (plunger), im still pretty hungry.

2. Brad, do u mind applying the munger tonight, my back is sore from doing it for hours last night on your grandma.

3. I had to buy a new munger last night because mine shattered from intense munging. I was being greedy.

by John and Kyle May 23, 2006

munger

a person who has committed the act of mung, the only thing worse than genocide.

Person A: I swear to god, Rachel has dark a secret
Person B: You think she's a munger?
Person A: Nah it can't be that bad, she probably just throws orphans into a dumpster fire for fun
Person B: That is more probable

by xxXPuppy_3aterXxx69 July 12, 2021

Cunt Mugger

A man who interferes with a ladies innocent by nefarious means.

I say, did you hear what Tarr Quinn did to Jessica the other evening? Yes he's a real cunt mugger.

by Topsy Creps December 26, 2018

corpse munger

In document review, a corpse munger is a person who, either by design or stupidity, performs his or her work at a sluggish and mediocre level. This act feeds upon the goodwill, morale, and finances (as a whole, the corpus) of the honest, hard working members of the review team.

That corpse munger only reviewed 200 documents in 12 hours while fucking around for 5 hours!

by Anonymous Reviewer January 3, 2011