Munchstache

{muhnch-stash}

--n.
1. During cunnilingus, the appearance that the pubic hair of the recipient is actually the facial hair of the performer.
2. A euphamism for oral sex

"Dude, I was going down so hard on that chick, I had a total munchstache!"

by sou1shriek July 10, 2012

Munchstache

An edible form of facial hair usually located on the upper lip below the nose.

Henry: Is that a piece of chocolate on Frank's upper lip?
Peter: That's no piece of chocolate, that's a munchstache.

by Sir Nacrudz May 2, 2011

Mancestor

The potential brothers or sisters lost when your gay father ejaculated in his boyfriend

Probably had a few mancestors before my dad came out of the closet

by Jooshuah87 September 23, 2016

Munchstache

when a man is eating out a female but has a mustache

“he had a munchstache”

by Tess and Kallista February 10, 2026