Mumpy

A term used to describe a misshapen oversized Caucasian woman (or sometimes man) who make little or no effort to appear attractive in public. Mumpies can be identified by their choices of sporting short leper hair, crocs with socks, and stained oversized Mickey Mouse T-shirts. They can often be found in cities such as Jacksonville, Florida, as well as in Walmarts across the world.

Bro, my two biggest fears in the whole wide world are horny chimpanzees and if my wife were to become a mumpy!

by Mumpy Master July 30, 2022

malpyouse

contraction of the phrase "May I help you?" or "May I help youse?"

Employee of Southside Taco Bell, Pueblo, Colorado: "Wal-come to Southside Taco Bells. Malpyouse?"

by smacfoo October 13, 2004

muleyheaded

When someone is being stubborn.

I wanted Billy Bob to throw the ball to the inside but he was being muleyheaded.

by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

malpyu

Malpyu sometimes pronounced "mahalpyu" is a word derived from 21st century American English. It is commonly used in a very specific local dialect spoken at the Newark Liberty International Airport Terminal C, C-1 Concourse food court Mcdonalds. It is commonly used by front line hamburger brokers to indicate readiness to negotiate a fast food - money exchange. It is commonly followed by a rolling of the eyes and a facial expression that communictes their utter irritation and disgust by your patronage.

when you go to Mcdonalds to get a quick burger and fries, you discover that there really isn't any defined line so you stand in a sea of travelers and flight crew. you are listening for "MALPYU" to indicate it is now your turn to order your lunch.

by cvar March 26, 2010

mumpy

Derived from the British word for mother, mum, "mumpy" is a word which is also used for mother, in an affectionate way.

"Mumpy! What's for dinner?"

by Twiglette August 17, 2007

Mumpy Morrison

When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets raw from the stubble.

Dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a Mumpy Morrison! It hurts so bad but it was so good!

by Barry S. June 2, 2009

Melpya

Short for "May I Help You".

Subway Associate: "Melpya?"
Subway Patron: "Yes, I'd like a 6-inch Cold Cut with Pepper Jack Cheese, toasted please."

by EVGNick May 27, 2010