Mugginisms

The silly or dumb things a cotton headed ninny muggins says or does.

"I wonder what the magnetic resonance of this vibrator is" while his naked girlfriend watched from bed, is possibly the best example a mugginisms.

by the queen 69 March 5, 2009

muggins

An optional rule in cribbage where a player is entitled to claim points in an opponent's hand if that person doesn't claim them.

I call Muggins on that 3-4-8.

by cribbage guy March 29, 2004

Muggin

verb~ slang. The act of insulting another.
Used mainly in the south of England.

Are you muggin' me off mate?

She's proper muggin you off.

by Funi January 21, 2006

Muggins

Ugly and undesirable in any way. Disheartening in appearance. Broke-Ass.

That sweaty girl with the bedazzled denim skirt is completely muggins.

Check out the muggins bartender in the tube top. She has a tongue ring and an outy bellybutton.

This traffic is totally muggins.

by jayt87 May 10, 2009

Muggins

An extremely unattractive person who you’d be embarrassed to say you slept with.

Get this, I almost let a complete muggins sleep over at my place last night. Luckily the beer goggles wore off in time!

by Russdog November 19, 2019

muggins

Reluctant, aggravated, pissed off and unpaid personal butler.

(sarcastic tone)..."Don't worry, you just sit there and muggins will get it for you."

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

Muggin's

Someone who dose stupid things without reason

well done MUGGIN'S

by SuperShoulder November 16, 2011