mugatosis

Inflammation of the mug; acne; oily and/or grubby skin; busted facial features; general facial ugliness - especially in females.

Cassie's got a rock-solid body, is pretty cute, and doesn't suck to be around -- but she needs to do something about her mugatosis.

by Capt. Bob March 14, 2006

MAGAbomber

A mentally ill man-child, who feels unfairly victimized, lacking impulse control, caught up in the fervor of the crowd of dimwits, who attacks Democrats and the media as the enemies of the people.

I worry that the vitriol spewed by Infowars and Donald Trump will inspire many MAGAbombers to action.

by erlichmanr October 26, 2018

presedent mugabe

The sexual act of spraying a liquid turd on your girlfriends or gimps face, ripping out some of your pubic hair and carefully placing it under their top lip with your thumb.

if you wake one morning smelling like shit and you look in the mirror only to see presedent mugabe staring back at you with a starteled look in his eyes, then you'd wish you were abraham lincoln.

by iris2bu December 27, 2009

Mugato

A game of beer pong with 21 cups of pure evil. Each team consists of 4 individuals and each cup is filled until there is an inverted ellipse of beer. Mugato is played as any traditional game of beer pong would be except that each cup scored on the opposing team must be drank before the opposing team may take their turn and shoot. Mugato takes approximately 1 hour depending on the individuals playing.

See above description for Mugato.

by Hoover23 November 3, 2010

Mugabe's Moustache

A well trimmed amount of pubic hair resting above the lips of an old cunt.

"Your Gran has pubic hair like Mugabe's Moustache, well trimmed and on an old cunt"

by miss_steak August 6, 2008

mugato

the brilliant, ingenious, and nearly undecipherable code language of English, spoken by the infamous Mugato drug cartel of Dallas, Texas

named after the vicious Mugato beast, whose deadly poisonous fangs nearly killed Captain Kirk in Star Trek episode #45

Mugato- Meeguytay
Fuck You- Feck Yee

by Sunny Sanchez January 10, 2008

megaboner

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003