muffocate

v. - to suffocate with muff, often resulting in death

Dude, I was going down on her and I nearly muffocated.

by Muffkin August 17, 2009

muffocated

when a man is eating out a woman only for her legs to wrap round the back of his head. Given enough force, and large enough vagina flaps, this can lead to the man suffocating and dying. This process is known as muffocation.

If exercised with care and caution some light muffocation can be a boost to anyone's sex life.

csi guy #1-he was reported missing last week, it was later found out his girlfriend had fled the country so we tracked down her appartment. he was there. dead.

csi guy #2- do we know what happened?

csi guy #1- not yet no but weve sent of some of the residue and hair found on his face for testing, he looks like he might have suffocated but there are no signs of a struggle.

csi guy #3- it looks like he muffocated to me. thats fifteen this week. goddamn hippies.

by eddy baby July 26, 2006

Muffocation

A cause of death which results from intensive cunnilingus whereby the receiver sits on the face of the giver and allows no air pocket, most normally evident is cases of obese lovers.

Judge: Cause of Death?
Coronor: Muffocation.
Judge: Into Fatties?
Coronor: Yes
Judge: Case Closed.

by Broken Pencil August 25, 2010

muffpro

a young boy who has never seen a nude woman in person , yet he posts on the internet everyday. about his sexual likes and dislikes...

when seeing a normal woman's photo .

A muffpro might say "eeeew it has hair on it "
or " omg that thing is gigantic "

by keny deer hunter June 23, 2012

Muffocation

The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face.

"Mmmmmmmm, I can't breatheeeeeeee!"

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Muffgoose

It is an adjective that is used to describe anything or anyone that is insanely beastly, bones everything in their path, and doesn't have the word "lose" in their vocabulary. You must have really boned someone to have been called a Muffgoose.

Kid: YO MAN THAT KID IS MUFFGOOSE HE JUST KNOCKED OUT THAT CLOWN!

Kid 2: Yeah he seriously just boned him.

by sneakybuttcheeks123 March 18, 2010

Muffrippers

Slang for waxing salons, especially ones that do Brazilians and other specialty 'muff' work. Slang refers to how the wax is ripped or stripped off, pulling out the stubble or hair with it.

Girl to Another: I need to make an appointment at the Muffrippers.

Another: Ouch, the girls who work there are sadistic!

Girl: Yes, but I need to get the muff waxed, you know, can't let the stubble get out of control.

Another: So true, but I prefer shaving to waxing. Less pain!

by sarasplayroom.com August 16, 2009