Muffintop

The squidgy doughnut-like fold of chubbyness between the tummy and the breast area...that sits atop the waistband of jeans that are two sizes too small.
You should try a size bigger in those jeans, you've got serious Muffintop!
by No_angel_xx December 23, 2004
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The apex of the muffin, not pertaining to or relating to muffin stump
I ate all of the muffintop but left that nasty old stump
by b October 14, 2003
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when a girl has pants on that are like 3 sizes to small and there fat hang over the edge. It really doesnt help when they wear tight shirts that hug your skin so your muffin tops hang out of the bottom.
"SICK, Look at Marks girlfriends muffintops. He must like muffins, cause thats NASTYYY."
by Izzy the Llama March 10, 2007
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Excess nasty (fat rolls) hanging over one's pants in the love handle region.
"Damn look at Richard Muffintops she looks like a whore today!"
by ILoveYourMothersVagina April 22, 2008
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a human that is awckwardly over weight and have a "cliff hanger" over their pants forming the shade of a muffin top
that dudes got a large muffintop.

he needs a larger shirt to cover that up
by bracezz February 15, 2009
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i drilled a soft muffintop last night and i feel great.
by dsfsdag September 01, 2008
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A mound of public hair, typically female, that has not been shaven or trimmed in a long time, resulting in a poof of hair resembling the top of a muffin. Can be either when naked, or spilling out from behind underwear around the edges.
I was with her sister the other night, and talk about hirsute - when she dropped her jeans, BAM! There was her muffintop in all its 70's porn-like glory. I was afraid I would chafe if I was on top of her, so I had to do her from behind.
by Jimmy from the Ville February 13, 2010
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