muffinpak

Lover of midgets, leprechauns, bloomberg and of course the manatee (aka the sea cow) Also the bestest boyfriend ever.

Don't you wish you had a muffinpak?

or

You can't get a better one than muffinpak.

by Muffinpak's number one fan December 16, 2008

Muffinpad

A group of bored as heck teenagers on Wattpad writing fanfiction specifically based on the Muffin Squad. They can survive through the toughest of times; writer's block, Wattpad drama, you name it.

They are also well known for doing all nighters, hence that they're fanfiction writers fueled by heartbreaking angst.

Person A: I'm a large fan of the Muffin Squad lol. I'm also kinda interested in writing about them too.

Person B: Have you heard of the Muffinpad community?

by Carrie's-Coolio-Right-Now July 11, 2020

Muffinman

He is the partner of jiggles the assclown, he waits for you to go to sleep, sneaks in usually through the window and then proceeds to stuff muffins up your ass and teabag your face without ever waking you up.

Boss- oh man did i have a bad night.

Employee- why what happened?

Boss- the damn muffinman got me last night now my face smells like balls and i cant stop shitting nuts and blueberries.

Employee- "whispers" asshole i wish the muffinman would come visit me.

by tossed salads October 5, 2009

muffinman

everybody wants to know if you know who he is.

person 1: do you know who the muffinman is?

by ummmmmokkkk June 30, 2021

MuffinMan11

A MuffinMan11 is a rare species of anthropomorphic wolf type mushroom. They are known to reproduce through homosexual means (Meaning they are the first known GAY mammmal)

Bro1: YO BRO! I GOTS SUM TO TELLS U!
Bro2: AYO WHAT IZ UPS?
Bro1: MUFFINMAN11 IS GAY STRAIGHT UP!
Bro2: WE BEEN KNOWIN!!

by Qwackhead June 26, 2023

Pape and Muffinman

imaginary friends who fuck each other nightly, in an 'imaginary' fashion.

Yo, my niggas pape and muffinman is tight like spandex, ya dig?

by K&T May 10, 2008

Muffinman

Male penis.

She loved the size of my muffinman.

by mistafopa April 19, 2009