by Sean Weston January 08, 2003
o hott sexyy man who every girl wishes she knew nd wishes that he would put his rolling pin into their cupcake=
did the muffin man put his rolling pin into your mary had a little lamb when you guys skipped to my lou my darlin??
by duecepon April 24, 2008
by Lucy8417 February 23, 2005
Someone who is unaware that a muffin wrapper has been placed on their shoulder. People who are standing by then point and laugh while shouting "MUFFIN MAN!" at the top of their voice.
by Philbur August 18, 2006
A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion (a djPauli technique) i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may equally apply to those discriminating womem who experience the rapture of consuming a hot buttered queef-flap prior to Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail & jam not included.
The first thing the Muffin man does after kissing his date is to go down on her while inserting his freshly manicured thumb plug up her bungpod for desired effect (unsterilized fishing hooks are not withstanding and special considerations are available upon request ). According to djPauli G, this method of snatch wrangling does have it's drawbacks. see: Wetworks, queef flap, Chumfume, spiritual rapture.
by Rono January 15, 2007
A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.
by Stinky July 20, 2003
by h0tgirl1 December 06, 2015