Muffin Man 

/ˈmʌfɪn man/

noun

1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"

"This shit is good! Who is your Muffin Man"

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"

Muffin Man by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 8, 2018

Muffin Man 

A pimp or a man Prostitute.

The Muffin Man told me I better have his money next time I see him.

Muffin Man by rambunctious1 December 9, 2010

Muffin Man 

An individual consuming large amounts of snack cakes, pies, muffins, and other Little Debbie paraphernalia, usually purchased from any BP or Shell station littering the entrance to a highway.

Man, that Mike Dickmann sure do love him some Little Debbie. He a straight up Muffin Man.

Muffin Man by Butter_Bean August 21, 2013

Muffin Man 

Muffin man are always the type of people who are dumb and are wierdos and should probably go suck a dick

Hey Muffin Man youre a goddamn wierdo and you should go suck a dick

Muffin Man by Palli_Pulsa October 29, 2019

Muffin Man 

A muffin often mistaken for a man. The Muffin Man cares less for cupcakes, beleiving that there is nought nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods, the muffin.

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.

Muffin Man by Warrinder Lopez October 4, 2006

Muffin Man 

Fat kid with no friends.

"Muffin Man is fat"

"This I agree with"

Muffin Man by pie rat June 22, 2003

muffin man 

A great tune by Frank Zappa, from the album Bongo Fury.

It features a WICKED guitar solo.

Muffin Man is prolly of of FZ's most awesome axe solos!

muffin man by MEGAMIGA November 28, 2006