muffin man

When a man raps his penis around his balls so that it looks like a muffin

Do you know the muffin man? I'd like to take a bite out of his muffin

by Sean Weston January 8, 2003

muffin man

o hott sexyy man who every girl wishes she knew nd wishes that he would put his rolling pin into their cupcake=

did the muffin man put his rolling pin into your mary had a little lamb when you guys skipped to my lou my darlin??

by duecepon April 24, 2008

muffin man

A guy who gives you an all around creepy feeling, as if he's perverted.

I left the party because that muffin man wouldn't stop trying to talk to me.

by Lucy8417 May 13, 2005

muffin man

Someone who is unaware that a muffin wrapper has been placed on their shoulder. People who are standing by then point and laugh while shouting "MUFFIN MAN!" at the top of their voice.

Ha, Brad didnt even realise that he was the "Muffin Man"

by Philbur August 18, 2006

Muffin man

A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion (a djPauli technique) i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may equally apply to those discriminating womem who experience the rapture of consuming a hot buttered queef-flap prior to Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail & jam not included.

The first thing the Muffin man does after kissing his date is to go down on her while inserting his freshly manicured thumb plug up her bungpod for desired effect (unsterilized fishing hooks are not withstanding and special considerations are available upon request ). According to djPauli G, this method of snatch wrangling does have it's drawbacks. see: Wetworks, queef flap, Chumfume, spiritual rapture.

by Rono December 11, 2008

The Muffin Man

A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.

Blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.

by Stinky July 19, 2003

Muffin Man

drug dealer

I'm going down to the corner to see the Muffin Man

by h0tgirl1 March 13, 2016