muffin stable

A selection of fat ladies roaming a barn eating the feces of past animals.

I went to a hoe down last friday and met a whole muffin stable by the bathroom.

by Dr. Blueberry October 1, 2013

muffin stump

The bottom part of a muffin. Many times left behind as refuse due to its lack of taste.

Girl, where did all these muffin stumps come from? Where are all the tops for these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003

muffin shop

A decent, non-vulgar way of referring to female lower goods;pussy, vag, muffin.

"No more muffins for you! The muffin shop is closed" (smacking her legs closed)-Cassandra (Eva Amurri) from Saved!

by lelegs March 22, 2005

muffin spack

running up to a complete stranger and fisting them

im gonna muffin spack that tranny

by mentrix August 4, 2012

Muffin Scruncher

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)

Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.

by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011

muffin slap

This is a physical diss for all girls who have muffin tops. You approach one of these unfortunates from behind (for those more daring, or rather semi-retarded, you can advance from the front) and with both hands slap her muffins. After you have properly abused your victim, it is best to make a quick getaway and shout from the top of your lungs, "MUFFIN SLAP!!"

Girl: (crying) I totally just got muffin slapped!

by Hannah H. April 29, 2006

Muffin Slut

A girl who acts slutty and whose stomach hangs over her tight pants like the top of a muffin.

Damn son! Check out that muffin slut.

by Urban Dictionary September 27, 2005