muffling

When a woman/girl teabags and rubs her muff (vagina) in another womans/girls face.

The Queen was muffling Trump.

by Dat boi pepe January 30, 2018

Muffuletta

This is an adopted Spanglish variation of puñeta to refer to masturbating a vagina by inserting fingers or an object in it! It can be done on oneself or by a partner.

Luisa gave herself a muffuletta with an eggplant until she came and sprayed the Siamese cat laying in front of her!

by Jesus Fabian Celis Iuit June 3, 2023

turd muffler

A chick with such a big ass it creates silent but deadlies.

That aint ghetto, thats a fucking turd muffler its so big.

by niodin March 10, 2008

Yap Mufflehat

A large and foolish hat that when affixed to a dog’s head, succeeds in embarrassing the yapping canine thereby effectively causing a cessation in barking.

I bought my nextdoor neighbors, whom we refer to as the Noisetards, a charming Yap Mufflehat for their yappiest pooch and amazingly it seems to have silenced them all!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

muffplant

The act of teabagging when performed by a woman. Typically this word is used in an online game.

"Dude, I totally just muffplanted this noob!"

by Shagpad February 22, 2007

Muffle Bag Boy

Verb/Adjective- For a girl to use their partners hand to masturbate when they are still asleep.

Dude my wife used me as her muffle bag boy last night...

by pittsburgh@412 July 26, 2011

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER

When you're going down on your girlfriend put your lips inside her pussy and blow as hard as you can until you hear the sounds of a Mobertucky Muffler.

I left the Wabash with that girl from South Park and gave her a Mobertucky Muffler behind a dumpster.

by Groeber field March 5, 2019