blind man's muff

A party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.

John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity.

by hermaphrodite September 17, 2004

muff management

Collective noun describing activities including trimming, shaving, waxing and plucking aimed at the reduction or removal of muff.

Rachel: 'Are you going swimming today?'
Alison: 'No, I can't- I've been a bit lax on the muff management front.'

by Ali_b January 23, 2007

Minnesota Muff Mangler

Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.

I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.

by Martyr69 March 4, 2024

Muff'O'Maniac

One you is obsessive about the amout of muff they recieve. They are usually large drug abusers and have dominatrix tendencies. They don't care how they get the muff they just want it, and if you havent figured it out yet Muff is a slang word for Vagina.

"Ive munched over a hundred muff's this week, my doctor says I'm a Muff'O'Maniac."

by Jesus Hernandez September 7, 2004

Mangy Muff

An old, hairy vagina marked by well worn usage and sporadic bald spotting of the pubic hair.

Little Donny happen to spot his naked grandmother coming out of the shower. Her mangy muff startled him and scarred him for several months. Every time he went to wank one out it was all he could envision.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

Mango Muff Madness

A mythical flavor of Kool-Aid said to be the most delicious of all the flavors. It is rumored to be hidden in one of the national archives of Zimbabwe, protected by a fleet of raved mongrels and the flesh eating virus known as the Kool-Aids. Simpley tasting the delicousness of this mythical flava' will give anyone who is brave enough to over come the trials will be blessed with the power to "Take over the Ghetto"

I need that Mango Muff Madness to take out those niggas across the street.

by D-Unit 01 December 22, 2005

Manky muff

A vey nasty, dirty, and stinky twat

"Damn man that chick probably has a manky muff"

by Cousinvinny June 29, 2017