Fecal matter "packed" in and around the anus preventing other matter from passing. There are various ways to remove a mudpack. The two most popular are as follows:
1. Melting the mudpack: If your mudpack is all dried up and crusty, simply use a lighter or a strike anywhere match to melt it away. Beware of the drip!!
2. Icepick & hammer: This is pretty self-explanatory. Simply chisel away the shitty goodness!
Surgeon General's Warning: When melting a serious mudpack, use caution because dingleberries are extremely flammable.
1. Melting the mudpack: If your mudpack is all dried up and crusty, simply use a lighter or a strike anywhere match to melt it away. Beware of the drip!!
2. Icepick & hammer: This is pretty self-explanatory. Simply chisel away the shitty goodness!
Surgeon General's Warning: When melting a serious mudpack, use caution because dingleberries are extremely flammable.
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"Don't completely mudrick this business proposal like Greg did the first time. It took us 2 years to recover and Greg has been living in the woods ever since."
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