When you drain the water from the toilet bowl, take a dump and place googly eyes on the turd. Surprising the next unsuspecting person who uses the bathroom.
"Goddamn it, Garret Muddy Budded me again"
"I left a muddy buddy for them, that will teach them to be ungrateful Hosts"
"I left a muddy buddy for them, that will teach them to be ungrateful Hosts"
by Bierleichen February 02, 2017
After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of doo-doo butter still present on the penis, the act of sprinkling powdered sugar on said butt-butter and assertively ramming it down the woman's throat.
Inspired by the Chex snack, Muddy Buddies.
Inspired by the Chex snack, Muddy Buddies.
by Mr. Hill March 25, 2007
-"Honey, I think it's time we take this relationship to the next level. Will you be my muddy buddy?"
by papwin May 04, 2013
An african american woman who will trade sexual intercourse with a white man for financial support and or a place to live. A Muddy Buddy could also be a one hit wonder- meaning that she will also trade rides or drugs for a little action.
Yo Johnny boy, are you still holding up that Muddy Buddy in your condo?
Johnny Boy: You bet your sweet ass I am, my wife thinks she's our renter. Little does she know I'm a bonafide Sugar Daddy of a Muddy Buddy.
Johnny Boy: You bet your sweet ass I am, my wife thinks she's our renter. Little does she know I'm a bonafide Sugar Daddy of a Muddy Buddy.
by EverydaysausageShufflin''' October 02, 2013
Similar to eskimo brothers, except for gay men. When two or more bros have gaped the same dudes poop chute.
John was so ecstatic to tell Bill he finally reamed out Terry after the club Saturday night and they are finally Muddy Buddies!
by T-carp February 07, 2020
The Muddy Buddy is when you are spooning (while cuddling or while engaged in a sex act) and the little spoon sharts, projecting fecal matter onto the big spoon. In order to delay having to engage in conversation about said shart, the big spoon pulls the small spoon into his/her pelvis as tightly as possible in order limit the spread of any new oder and to avoid immediately having to deal with any awkwardness that comes with the new situation that the big spoon finds himself in. The benefits include immediate increase warmth, reduction of friction and a unique bonding experience, making the two: Muddy Buddies
I was spooning with my girl last night when I felt some mad rumbling coming from her stomach. I felt some wetness and increased warm Suddenly hit my pelvic region, long story short we’re now muddy buddies ( The Muddy Buddy ). I didn’t mind though, it kinda felt like she was Channing all over my Tatum.
by Whippedmamasboy October 11, 2020