Jonesy Muck Muck

A polite way to greet anyone with the last name "Jones".

Often implies the want/desire for a zynnachino

Brad: Jonesy Muck Muck
Luke Jones: Hey there buddy, MUCK MUCK!
Brad: Does Mr.MuckMuck need a wintergreen cellar filler?
Luke: For sure man, rip me a 6 milli

by ferdawinecelly October 11, 2023

Muck Muck Peanut Butter Top Shelf

In hockey, when a player fakes a forehand shot on goal, but instead of taking the shot, swings around the net, and takes a backhand shot on goal which enters the net in the top corner.

Etymology:

'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.

'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.

'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.

Commentator: "...he moves to take the shot, but wait, he's faked out the goaltender, he swings around, takes the shot with a backhand slap and... muck muck peanut butter top shelf, he scores!"

Crowd: /raucous applause/

by Romance77 March 01, 2010

Muck, Eater of Muck

Something that you call someone when you are displeased with them.

Person 1: I just killed your dog
Person 2: You are Muck, Eater of Muck

by Muck, Eater of Muck April 23, 2023

Muck Muck

Derogatory term for a person born to privilege...

muck muck, blueblood, muck-muck

by BDbasdfASDFASDFASD March 17, 2017

Muck Muck

When you scratch your balls then wipe your finger across someone’s lips while they’re not expecting it, making an audible “pop” noise when the lips come back together. This practice originated from Rez people.

Person 1-“Dude did you see that earlier?”
Person 2- “No what happened”
Person 1- “Junior Muck Mucked Cj in the hallway!”

Person 2- “Hahaha”

by Reźdog69 April 06, 2024