mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

yet another phrase for spanking the monkey, five knuckle shuffle etc

I'm off to visit mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

by internetpseud February 8, 2009

mrs forster

An unappealing/ ugly woman in her late thirties or forties who dresses like she is a teenager and seems to be experiencing a permanent midlife crisis in which they act with out thinking and dress as slutty as possible.

A Mrs Forester will attempt to seduce younger males and will usually fail.

Mrs Foresters are normally divorced or in an unhappy relationship with a few children who dislike her, she how ever believes that she is hip and popular with younger generations.

She is an all round embarrassment

Person 1: "Oh dear god look at how short her skirt is, shes dressed like a prostitute but shes like 50!"

Person 2: "That's a classic Mrs Forster mate."

by ayylmao rob January 4, 2018

Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters

Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.

"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"

by aneurysm1985 December 23, 2004

mrs. faris

A bitch. literally has 7 kids and doesn't understand things like Single mothers, gay people, people with lives, or people who didn't get married at 18.

Man, I gotta go to Mrs. Faris

by Chooty beek April 12, 2019

Mrs. Freecunt

An obnoxious person (usually female) who refuses to allow anyone to have any fun at all, even when it doesn't affect her.

Gary: Hey bro, want a beer?
Rob: I'd love one thanks.
Mrs. Freecunt (Screeching): Don't you dare touch that beer.
Gary: Who the fuck is that mad bitch?
Rob: That's Mrs. Freecunt.

by Angry Canary November 1, 2017

Mrs.Feustle

An ugly looking orange midget who goes by the nicknames of “Oompa Loompa” “Orange” and “Blueberry

Me: “Have you heard the news? Mrs.Feustle is an oompa loompa!”

My friends: “The therorys were

true!

Example 2:
Mrs.Feustle: “I see you didn’t do your wordly wise Timmy!!!”

Timmy: “No i did not Mrs.Feustle”

Mrs.Feustle: “YOU ARE GONNA GET 10000 POINTS OFF YOUR GRADE THIS INSTANT!!!!!”

Example 3:
“Mrs.Feustle is an ugly ass fucking disgusting bitch.”

by MarylandMiddleSchooler March 18, 2019

Mrs. Finkes

A Granite City High School physics teacher who if made mad will rip your face off. Very funny and nice also known for the phrase DO WORK!!!!. Likes to tell interesting stories about her dog and other wacky incounters.

1. Whos that teacher she sure is cool
2. Yeah she is a total Mrs. Finkes

by Otis the Dog February 8, 2010