An idiom used to describe the reverence given to someone or something that is venerated. The term originated from a scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey. In this scene, apes, the early ancestors of mankind, find and venerate a mysterious monolith that has appeared near their home.
Vasili: Did you see the way those Trump supporters unquestioningly cheered at everything he had to say?
Akseli: Its just another case of the apes and the monolith, Vasili.
Akseli: Its just another case of the apes and the monolith, Vasili.
by Emperor Caesar Augustus February 13, 2018
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Golfer #1: My three sons are doing quite well. One is a wetland ecologist, one is a biologist, and the other works in mixology.
Golfer #2: No, your "mixologist" son serves Cosmos at a gay bar in South Beach. He is a bartender.
Golfer #2: No, your "mixologist" son serves Cosmos at a gay bar in South Beach. He is a bartender.
by Launchpad McWhack August 25, 2011
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Person 1: Did you know that if you eat poison oak leaves, you'll never get poison oak?
Person 2: Um... where the fuck did you hear that..
Person 1: uh... i read it.. in a book.
Person 2: Wow.. you're a fucking moolack.
Person 2: Um... where the fuck did you hear that..
Person 1: uh... i read it.. in a book.
Person 2: Wow.. you're a fucking moolack.
by the anti-moolack group September 19, 2008
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Multiple James Bond Films.
"Oh great, ol' Goldfinger's got diarrhea of the mouth again and is giving his 'Bad Guy Monologue' before he saws the guy in half with a laser..."
"One of these days that's going to bite him in the ass."
"Oh great, ol' Goldfinger's got diarrhea of the mouth again and is giving his 'Bad Guy Monologue' before he saws the guy in half with a laser..."
"One of these days that's going to bite him in the ass."
by Will Colfax December 24, 2011
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