Usually in reference to homosexual men, a female a guy will be associated with, or even pretend to be dating, in order to create the illusion that said homosexual is straight.

Keiron was in a town where he would get his ass beat in a way he didn't like, so he brought his moustache susan around with him everywhere

moustache by MixBlender September 30, 2007

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Moustache

A type of facial hair that makes men look weird.

Girl 1:Omg he would look better without a moustache
Girl 2:I know

Moustache by Joker's girl 2 0 0 8 October 12, 2017

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moustache

also referred to as smearing. gathering up a finger or two full of that nasty greeze that forms between the upper inner thigh and scrotum, after a day or two (or more) of not showering, and then wiping or rubbing the finger(s) across the victim's upper lip area, directly under their nose, so as to cause them to have to smell the foul substance.

I gave that dirty bitch a moustache she'll not soon forget.

moustache by wizzy July 25, 2006

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Moustache

Slang for african american person, black person, negro, nigger, etc

This popular trend was started by moustaches themselves, and is quickly catching on

Trust me, EVERYONE is calling black people moustaches

Variants: Moussies, 'Staches

Yo, wats up my moustache
Moustache, what?
Boy do I hate moustaches
Moustaches are really fast
Hey look, a moustache!

Moustache by top secret! December 22, 2004

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