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Mooseheadgreen

Faggot that couldnt type if his life depended on it, is most likely "drunk" raping his little sister with the rest of the Ownage Bros.
by Mooseheadgreen's bastard dad December 12, 2003
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a noble man, generally created from the spawning of a short bulky man with little black pubic facial hair and a mutant of a woman that yells loudly at children, that will attack anything within his territory, very sexually turned on by the slightest of hip movements, jockstrap and cup should be worn at all times unless your maples
Yo look at that giant moosehead there, he could rape ten women at the same time.

Holy shit mooser just hit a rocket, with his dick.

dude look at that girl, she must have been with moosehead last night
by big phi phi March 8, 2010
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An ugly woman. Refers purely to her facial characteristics. Her body can still be worthy. For best results take her while hanging out the back. Don't tell your mates though, they've probably already been there.

This word can be shouted out loud if one encounters a moosehead.
Moosehead, MOOSEHEAD, MOOOOSEHEEEEAD!!!!!!!!
by geezerdk January 2, 2012
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A man who wears too much styling moose in his hair. A way to start a fight outside, not inside, a club. usually a pompous guy who has big hair, someone you thought would be "bigger"
Come on, I've always wanted to try you. Come on moosehead. Dickhead.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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Founder of the Ownage Bros. This University student was named after Canadian beer and continually dominates other clans and administrators alike.
moose guzzles more cum than ILP.
by French-Fry December 12, 2003
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When you fuck a girl up the ass, pick her up and ram her head into the wall.
I gave my girlfriend a Moosehead last night.... she's in the hospital with a major concussion
by whipnaenae69 March 27, 2017
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A girl (or guy) you bone once and mount on the wall. Hot but crazy and unhealthy. Don't bring home to Mom but can't wait to brag on your new moosehead to your buddies.
You should have seen the moosehead I plowed last night.
by Mendacious Merkin December 1, 2020
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