Mother Goose

A person who preaches, whines, and bitches about being wholesome, safe, or smart. Usually describes a friend who was once thought of as cool and fun, but when brought to a party, turned out to be a sour nag.

We brought Samantha to the pudding party to have some fun, but instead of living it up, she went all Mother Goose on us and bitched about us acting stupid.

by Rachel Schneider July 23, 2006

Mother-Goosing

the act of cockblocking someone, but with Weed because one is "looking out for another's best interest"

Stop Mother-Goosing the weed. Whatever, whatever, I do what i want !

by Phikeia229 December 14, 2009

Mother Goose

A girl who is fairly loose. (loosy-goosy)

Did you have sex with her last night?" "Yea man, she was a Mother Goose

by warriorfan01 November 13, 2010

mother goosed

Telling a story, originally thought it was worthwhile, and then realizing that it really wasn't funny to anyone. Not even you.

Brad got mother goosed again.

by NateZ October 14, 2005

Mother Goose

A person that habitually lies or exaggerates the truth.

"Martin said he was going to come over later. "

"Yeah, he's such a mother goose though. I dont believe anything he says anymore."

by OutOThsWorld January 29, 2019

Mother goose

A nickname for your mother

Wants to ask your mum a question

Me: MOTHER GOOSE !

Mum : yess

by Cxnnxe January 26, 2020

loose as mother goose

Extremely loose. To be overly inebriated to the point of having no control.

Did u see that guy trying to car surf? He was loose as mother goose!

by markuz May 16, 2006