Motel

Filipino Usage: Places for sexual encounters where the charge is by the hour.
OK why don't we fucking go to the motel...
by natural psycho April 27, 2005
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Motel

Motel (odd freddy faz bare)
OMG ITS MOTEL!!!!!!!!1
by parparapapaprp February 11, 2022
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Moteler

A word to describe a male or female suspected of cheating on their partner, who takes their lover to a motel to minimise being found out.
Also linked with Motelery- adultery in a motel.
Craigs been acting suspiciously the last few weeks, I think hes a moteler.
by LauraMD September 28, 2010
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Tard Motel

Motel located on Classen Blvd in Norman. Shitty ass motel filled with ou tards that you should never go to because it has tard DNA. This motel also seems ghetto asf and just looks like trash.
I stayed at Tard Motel once and it was so bad, there were dead bugs and blood stains everywhere.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
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bates motel

(n.) A building one does not feel safe at. The origin is the setting for the movie psycho.
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
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no-tell-motel

Any seedy, dirty, cheap looking motel where "sleeping" doesn't appear to be exactly what many of the people renting the rooms intend to do in them. They usually offer "hourly rates", for those wanting just a "quick nap". If you go to one, bringing your own sheets might be a good idea.
If it advertises hourly rates, steer clear!
by just some random guy June 12, 2005
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Motel Monarch

A loser that lives in a flea bag Motel but is a master at all things
Example 1:
Two guys talking: Remember the moon landing in 1969?

Motel Monarch: That's nothing I've walked on the surface of the sun with like 50 hot chicks last year

Two guys to passing Motel Manager: Who the hell was that?

Manager: Oh that's our Motel Monarch, he claims to be the greatest guy that ever walked the earth but lives here on government assistance.

Example 2:

Girl at Motel: to friend: Quick get inside the Motel Monarch is heading this way. I don't want to hear about his 4 foot penis again or how he can hit a golf ball over 385 yards.
by Catman - 63 July 08, 2017
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