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Mortal Masturbation March

The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya
by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018
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mortalled

completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high
I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.
by missscarlett October 24, 2008
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cunt-martial

a court or a trial conducted in such court, where members of army of cunts are subjected to punishment if found guilty
Alice just got cunt-martialed for not being too cunty
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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The Mortal Instruments

An absolutely awesome series written by Cassandra Clare. It has everything! (demon fighting, canon slash, technical incest, faeries, werewolves, geeky references, etc.) The Fandom is one of the most perverted ones. We have great fanart. And a duck!
Person A:Have you read City of Bones yet?
Person B: No, I've never heard of it!
Person A: It's the first book in the Mortal Instruments series. I think you would like it!
by thepacificislander June 15, 2012
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mortality fuck

sexual intercourse immediately following a national disaster, death, or terrorist attack to help one cope with said event.
After getting off the tube during the London bombing, Will and I had a mortality fuck.
by cb radio November 7, 2005
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Mortally Challenged

The Demons of Doom Eternal are referred to as "Mortally Challenged". Its a silly joke in the game. A few Liberals are upset about this and they claim that the game equates Demons with Immigrants. Which is not true.
Blue Hologram Chick : Remember, "Demon" can be an offensive term, refer to them as Mortally Challenged

Doomslayer : The wall just got ten feet higher
by throwawaymysoul00 August 24, 2018
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Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat is a tournament held once a generation in order to protect the realm of earth from merging with Outworld, the reason for the Mortal Kombat tournament is because the Elder Gods wanted to give the Earthrealm warriors a chance to defend their realm. Elite fighters from Earth, Outworld, the Netherealm, and the realm of Edenia take part in this tournament. The first ever Mortal Kombat winner was Kung Lao. Today the champion of Mortal Kombat is Liu Kang, but he has been recently been killed by the Deadly Alliance of Shang Tsung and Quan Chi. With Liu Kang dead and the Deception of Mortal Kombat coming soon, led by the Dragon King, who will save Earth from a full scaled assault from the Dragon King and his resurected army? Stay tuned Come Deception, October 2004.
Goro defeated Kung Lao in the Mortal Kombat tournament 11 generations ago to end Kung Lao's reign as Mortal Kombat Champion.
by SubScorpTile August 6, 2004
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