Skylar Mortanson

A large sexy big Mexican man

Skylar Mortanson escaped the border patrol!

by mr koffski Mr Koffsi koffski January 17, 2023

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy

Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep

by chikadee December 23, 2003

Mårtensson

1) Blond person with no personality
2) Can be a brunette but deep down a true blond!
3) uses the word "typ" alot.

1)Britney is such a Mårtensson.

2) Sheenique check that witch out! she such a Mårtensson.

by Hockeysweden October 29, 2010

Mortison

An Expert at Mortification, self and others! One who causes great moments of embarrassment and perhaps enjoys them.

You are being a mortison by scratching your nuts here!

by mdhammer July 5, 2016

tyrell martinson

an underrated content creator who deserves the whole world

is also known as a blondeslut mwah

"have you seen tyrell martinson's new video? i love him so much!"

by tyrellsredbull April 10, 2020

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.

Hello Im Mrs Mortensen

by Linsay March 13, 2004

Mortensen

A word for dominant male within a family, similiar to alpha-male, generally the biological father. Can be shortened to Mortie.

"Hows the old Mortensen"
"Yes Mortie"

by Mathieuson February 18, 2008