mormon math

when one plus one does not equal two, etc. more precisely, a couple would be equal to 5 or more- as in wives

James: "check this out: I need a couple of bucks"

Bob: "will a five work?"

James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."

by oneQuarterKiltD February 24, 2013

Morgan Requiem

One Of the Hottest rising Scene Idols from Italy
and he actually cares about his fans too unlike some of the other jerk scene idols like Kiki...

Person 1: hey did you hear kiki's latest rant on Stickam?
Person 2: yah dude.. shes super bitchy!
Person 1: yah for reals... she should be more like Morgan Requiem. At Least he won't get into a hissy fit over the stupidest Reason...
Person 2: yah dude for reals.... Morgan Requiem is bomb

by Rarravis October 22, 2009

Morgoth’s Law

No matter where the conflict is in the world, the “refugees” coming to Europe will be fighting age black and brown men.

Seen the Ukrainian refugees?

They must have been on holiday recently.

Morgoth’s Law strikes again

by Folk Call February 27, 2022

mormon deathstar

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.

We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.

by All-in Steve August 21, 2020

joseph morgan

The most perfect human being with the most perfect face and British accent you can imagine. Makes people fall in love with his bad side because he is an awesome actor. His followers call themselves JoMoholics and refuse to pair him with anyone but Candice Accola. Follow him on Twitter because he's worth it @JosephMorgan

'Who is that man that play Niklaus Mikaelson on The Originals?'

'Oh, that's Joseph Morgan'

by Maya_Morgasm December 31, 2013

Piers Morgan

A turd that refuses to be flushed.

Has anyone got a stick, I've just dropped a massive Piers Morgan ?

by GiesterHaus December 16, 2015

mormon mashing

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls

John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.

by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014