This is when you get a friend that you need revenge on really drunk and take them to the morg. You get a girl out of one of the storage compartments and put her on a bed or table. Tell your friend she wants him to eat her out. After he starts punch the dead person in the stomach to allow the gases to release. This will cause your friend to pass out until the morning in which he will find himself waking up to an extremely awkward moment.
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A professional who combines the skills of a magician and a mortician. They create spectacular and memorable funerals for their clients. They can make the deceased appear to levitate, vanish, or transform into something else. They can also perform tricks with the coffin, the flowers, and the mourners. A morgician may also be called a funeral magician or a necromancer.
He was mesmerized by the morgician’s performance, and he couldn’t take his eyes off her as she conjured up a beautiful bouquet of roses from the ashes of the deceased.
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