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Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024
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ChatGPT morals

Having morals so strong it's annoying. / Being so overprotective about others' wellbeing it's annoying, resembling that of ChatGPT's moderation.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna go skydiving?"

Person 2: "Skydiving is a dangerous activity, it's recommended to do other things to have fun, such as drawing or reading books. Let's go to the library instead."

Person 1: "Man, you have ChatGPT morals."
by genralty May 16, 2023
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pimp with morals

Individual who can easily have multiple hoes/tricks/ladies but instead chooses to stay with one of whom he indulges with quite often and enjoys being in the presence of.
Mikey was a straight pimp. Now he's a pimp with morals because he's with Katie.
by ethanp February 6, 2008
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impaling the morals of a minor

A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.
That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.
by jammyboil December 26, 2008
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whore with morals

A slut, whore, trick, or otherwise promiscuous girl who plays it chill like she's sweet and innocent.
"Now that's what you call a whore with morals."
by Nick Nguyen August 22, 2006
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Nobility of Morals

Founded on monday december 20th 2004, by the knights: Aaron and Pentescu. It is dedicated to upholding the morals that they judge right and proper.
You are a being of awsome power, on a walk in the woods you encounter two swords in a river. Both swords belong to a hated foe. You have four options, keep one sword, both swords, leave them, or return them. As a being of moral integrity, what do you do?

As a noble of morals you destroy both, ensuring no immoral use may come of them.
by Ragnar Snorison December 20, 2004
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Good morals

Something you clearly don't have if your searching this up
Senpai: Hitler Chan why did you kill all those people
(Girl) Hitler chan: *Anime cute laugh* For...you. Senpai!!
Senpai: Only a person with no Good morals would do that!, you have no Good morals
by RobbertWheredict June 5, 2018
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