Moosetard

Noun. Someone who is both remarkably ugly and really stupid. Can be geographical to include country prefix.

Look at that fuckin idiot... talk about American/English/French Moosetard

by filmycoating December 9, 2008

Moosetard

An amazingly good looking human being who is particularly superior at sports.

Person highly talented at whatever they do

You can only dream of being a Moosetard

by Moosetard15 September 24, 2010

moosemas day

Moosemas Day is in honor of Freddus Mooseus and his aid of two refugees in the middle of Wyoming, having been abandoned during a roadtrip to California. Mootlers are worn in honor of Freddus.

All hail Freddus Mooseus!

by Clocky January 5, 2005

moosemas

Only the best holiday in the world, made in celebration of the all-holy Freddus Mooseus.

Moosemas day is January 12th!

by The Muffin Mans Wife January 5, 2005

the mooseage

Something that is really funny, awesome and randomis usualy the mooseage, simply because mooses rock.

Guy1: lool, did you see supercide on youtube?
Guy2: yeah lool, it was the mooseage
Guy1: Totaly

by Sogemplow February 18, 2007

mooseman

Cult radio celebrity often known to call in to radio shows on late night radio to belittle the radio hosts and generally cause mischief. Likened calls often refered to as a "moosey"

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

moosemove

Otherwise known as "pulling/doing the moose", the "moosemove", is an ambiguous practice, and is most common among inexperienced men during the art of sexual practice. It is usually defined as mistaking the anus for the vagina or clitoris, so is usually "pulled" during foreplay or "doggy sex".

"Dude, he totally pulled a moosemove on her, and that's not the funny part! She was too embarrassed to complain, and didn't tell him until 10 minutes in!"

by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005