Moosed

To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol

"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."

by Mooseboy2 June 12, 2015

Moosed On

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.

"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.

by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019

Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.

The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?

by Moose September 23, 2003

moose

the coolest animal EVER.

the moose attacked my brother, and now i get to keep his ipod. thanks, moose!

by nuada September 15, 2006

Moose

Verb. A concatenation of "mod aboose", "to moose" is to abuse your power as a discord moderator.

An example of moose would be if a mod server mutes you for no reason.

by eriicali May 24, 2021

The Moose

The act of inserting both thumbs, fingernail to fingernail, into the rectum of a female sexual partner, whilst engaging in "doggy-style" vaginal intercourse. After insertion of the thumbs, the remaining fingers are to be spread like moose antlers, and used to grasp the buttocks of the female partner.

My girlfriend loves it when I give her the Moose, as I am taking her from behind.

by Randolpho2 December 9, 2008

the moose

Performed classically when your giving it to a chick doggy style. While she's unaware your doing it, place your thumbs to your temples and extend your fingers. This will look like antlers if properly executed. Then for as long as you feel necesary wave the antlers at the girl. Oringinating out of the depths of Colorado and delivered best by a Sloan.

Did you hear about that guy giving the moose to that chick.

by Harry Ballasgna April 5, 2004