Moorestown

A small town filled a bunch of fiends who spend their night partying and juuling.
The wamsters (sevies and eighth graders) are also fiends who like to spend their summer nights on mainstreet, juuling of course.

The high schoolers at Moorestown High are the definition rich white girls and preppy boys.
They party every other weekend.
They all lil bitches tho.
Mainstreet is where everyone goes to gang bang and eat 99 cent pizza which is trash but their fries are good.
Everyone in Moorestown is extremely petty and stuck up.
Moorestown is gay
by BillyBillyBiiLLy March 21, 2018
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Moorestown Mall

A mall in Southern New Jersey where there's a Vans Skatepark open late, which is only good for shooting pool at a cheap price (dollar a game).

In fact, we played 8 games in a row last night (lasting a total of approx 2 hours) while all the gothic mallrat emo fucks waited and moped around for their turn but were too afraid to say anything because of our muscular physiques. One of them looked like the Undertaker, only fat and out of shape, and another looked like Silent Bob, only he was a douchebag. Eventually they left in dismay and we laughed at them, causing us to vomit our Ricardo Coconut Rum that we had drank earlier all over the table, which made sure that no one else would be playing pool for a long, long time.
Only an idiot would pay 20 bucks for 3 games of pool, so we went to the Moorestown Mall and took over.
by Chernorizets Hrabr December 06, 2004
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Moorestown Lacrosse

A pathetic attempt to be a GOOD lacrosse team... they call themselves the "M-pire" they are currently #2 in the nation... seeing as they cannot seem to beat Mt. Hebron lacrosse (#1) The entire team (JV and V) look like men and play like men... Also, duing the course of a game... this team will do ANNOYING cheers to ATTEMPT to pump up their team... they always seem to do these cheers when they are losing... The Moorestown Quakers, a pathetic excuse for a sports team
All the Moorestown Quakers cried when they got their butts beat in lacrosse... their "M-pire" has been demolished.
by Cory J. May 08, 2005
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moorestown friends school

adjective used to describe someone who is a fuckin idiot.
hey shut up u are literally a moorestown friends school.
by theboyledge July 08, 2019
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Moorestown Theater Company

A theater company in the town of moorestown. Met friends lowkey thriving. 3 stars
What’s the best theater company in the world?

Moorestown Theater Company!
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moorestown middle school

the worst place ever.
so much drama and stupid sluts.
guys arent hot
teachers are losers
food sucks
fun times!

dont worry little 6th graders it will all be over in 2 years
stay strong frosh!
dont order the little hot pizza things they are nasty

"Yo yo yo moorestown middle school is gay!"
by (: d May 31, 2008
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