moomin

a black dressed, pale unhygienic being who believes themselves atractive because of the dim witted emos which he doth asosiate himself with. with black teeth and a stench resembling that of an deceased anus (belonging to a man aplicted with loose bowel syndrome), he scares even the most battle hardened of war veterans. so scary even chuck norris turned down the challange of bringin this foul beast in for extermination.

"jesus bastard christ its moomin!"

"has anyone trod in shit?"

"put it down timmy you dont know where its been!"

"is your mother proud of you?"

by moomins_r_gay January 2, 2009

Moomin

the moomins were a lovely bunch of innocent wee animals, first in book form then much later on tv

by glynhackett September 29, 2003

Moomins

A woman's breasts. Especially when large and shapely.

The girl sat at the desk opposite from me keeps shaking her moomins at me.

Look at the moomins on her!

by Fozzles August 17, 2009

Moomin

A term used to describe when your face looks particulary fat and pale, either in a photograph or otherwise.

Wooah, I've got some serious moomin going on there!

Moomin alert!

by ungoverned March 26, 2009

Moomin

Where someones eyes are Moomin like in Photos, or videos.

"Look at the moomins on Wilson"

"Whats up with your moomins pitbull"

by Dr K Needle May 21, 2009

Moomin

Someone who does something silly or can also be used as friendly abuse or a friendly name.

'You're such a moomin!'

'Oh you moomin'

'Hello moomin'

by x...princess...x August 5, 2008

Moomin

Slang for penis

Alrigt love, get your lips 'round my throbbing moomin

by Michael Munn August 10, 2003