Montenegro

The most beautiful place on the planet. There are thousands of different reasons why and here are some:

1. The beaches
2. The scenery
3. The women
4. I don't think there was one moment when I was in Montenegro that I wasn't mesmerized by something, whether it be a 500 year old stronghold in the middle of the sea, or how houses can be built on a 85 degree hill.
5. The people don't take shit, don't give a shit and are a pleasure to be around even though they are widely accepted as being the lazy asses who don't do anything. :)
6. The food is incredible as with all Balkan/Mediterranean food
7. Night-life is incredible
8. After spending 5 days there, you could literally be friends with and know about half of the population
9. You can ski and surf on the same day
10. The rich culture composed of many different former Yugoslavian countries.

Montenegro, literally translated = Black Mountain

Hey baby where should we go for vacation?

Cuba?

Naw that's too overated, let's go to Montenegro!

Okay, wasn't Casino Royale completely filmed there?

It sure was!

by Crnogorac7 March 25, 2011

mon then

Scottish. A phrase commonly used by neds when wanting to 'kick some cunts heed in'.

mon then ya wee mad rocket.

by iydkmigthtky November 11, 2004

Montenegro

A country. The pearl of the Mediterranean, unique in many ways is situated in the south of the Adriatic. There is nowhere else that you can find, in such a small place, so much natural wealth, beauty, mild beaches, clear lakes, fast rivers and gorgeous mountains – like you can in the small country of Montenegro. In the morning you can wake up along the beautiful Adriatic coast, have lunch on the banks of Skadar Lake, and enjoy the evening walks in the Montenegrin Mountains. Montenegro is a place that cannot leave you indifferent.

Ignorantly equalized and confused with Serbia after the creation of the stupid union of Serbia and Montenegro.
Thats why Montenegrins were sick and tired of being told what they are; so be careful what you say to them if you do not want to get beaten up cause they are very proud of their history and heritage.

Most beautiful and tall people(both guys and girls) you will ever see in one place.. World's tallest country after they finally gained independence.

Wide shoulders guys who will get pissed if you are rude to their girls and become grabby!

only 650 000 people well connected with each other like a big family

the best hosts in the world, once you get invited to their homes

I heard of that a lot of Montenegro girls are above 185cm. really?

Montenegro girls are so tall and hot. Looking like runaway models with big boobs..

by roswell22 February 5, 2010

monchengladbach

A rather large chode-like penis

‘I whipped out my monchengladbach and the crowd went wild!’

by Chumley Walner March 13, 2018

Monther

A month anniversary.

Me and Bianca have our monther tomorrow! We are going to go out to eat at Carrabbas.

by Roog January 8, 2009

Montenegro

An underrated Balkan country that most people didn't even know existed until 2006 when it broke away from union with Serbia. They speak their own language (Mutually intelligible with Serbian, Croatian, and Bosnian). It's a very mountainous country. It's got very rich history. It was one of the two nations that founded Yugoslavia, along with Serbia. Very few people know anything about Montenegro. It's underrated and very beautiful.

Montenegro is a historically and culturally rich nation. It was, for a very long time, the only nation in the Balkans that managed to stay outside the control of Austria and the Ottomans.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 25, 2021

First-of-the-monther

(noun) A person who receives some type of pension or government stipend or benefits, sometimes referred to as a “crazy check” traditionally distributed and redeemed during the first few days of every month. The stereotypes for such people are many and most all unbecoming, a first-of-the-monther might be considered by many in the workforce population as lazy, ungroomed, and lacking in social and vocational skills, they may be seen as criminal, within mental deficits, among other traits. The one trait universal to nearly all first-of-the-monthers lies in their very name, as they generally can be seen more in the general public scene around the first of the month, or within the first few days of any given month, patronizing grocery stores, retailers, banks, liquor stores, or the homes of known drug dealers of which they frequent.

Nikki was a definitive example of a first-of-the-monther, yet he drew no crazy check or any other type pension. Considering his current status he spoke out loud to himself, “Yeah, I’m definitely crazy, I mean how crazy is it to be crazy and not draw a crazy check?”
Answering himself, Nikki replied, That’s not crazy, nigga that’s just stupid!”

by Nikki Stixx April 9, 2023