monstipated

the state of being completely hyped up by a monster energy drink. can be caused by any of the monster drinks.

"yo man, i just had a monster, and now i'm monstipated!"

by mikeychan April 21, 2009

monsterating

When two or more women in a household are synchronized with their menstrual cycles.

I have to get out of the house this weekend. My wife and daughter are monsterating.

by jeff74008 May 28, 2012

Monstrating

When women become monsters during the menstrual cycle

Claire started monstrating during her menstrual cycle and became a "monster".

by Luke Dunphey May 27, 2012

manstate

Male state of sexual readiness, and desire. Sporting an obvious erection and giving off serious pheromones.

-See that babe over there? She really puts me in a manstate!
-This morning I woke up in such a manstate I pitched a tent.
-Dude, if you get desperate go see Cheryl, she's such a ho she'll take care of anybody's manstate.

by starbaby237 August 19, 2009

Monstralia

An Island continent in the Southern hemisphere populated entirely by monsters, and people with funny accents. Also known as Australia.

Would you like to go to Monstralia for vacation this year?

No thanks, I don't want to be eaten.

by HappyHeathen November 9, 2010

monseratt

Monseratt is a very beautiful girl . Most of them are tall and any guy will die to be her boyfriend, she is shy at first but once you get to know her she will mess around a lot. Monseratt is very good at fashion. She had the best winning award smile her laugh is everything. A Monseratt is a best girlfriend,best friend , sibling you can ask for .

Dammm I wish I knew someone name Monseratt

by Monseratt May 29, 2018

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.

Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?

by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009