Momstrosity

A mother who is controlling, manipulative, angry and just a serious bitch.

She blew up at the babysitter for her being two minutes late, she was being a Momstrosity.

by JimmyJames16 December 6, 2017

monstrosity

n. mɒnˈstrɒsɪtɪ
1. The quality or character of being monstrous.
2. A mammoth or colossal being.
3. A beastly specimen among humans, often characterized by ultra manly characteristics. ex. firefighting, use of grizzly products, playing rugby, the wearing of obscenely short shorts and little else, unnatural strength for a man.

4. One whos core is way hard.

You see that guy in the busch light box cowboy hat? That monstrosity just fell off the roof, got right back up, is now doing some ridiculous but addicting dance and singing rugby songs.

by Mort1mer November 27, 2010

Macaroni Monstrocity

A person who makes macaroni and cheese, and then proceeds to eat everything in the immediate vicinity while waiting for the water to boil. The person usually feels resentment afterwards when they realize exactly how much they've eaten.

I realized I myself, had become a Macaroni Monstrocity after devouring a box of Cheez-Its, some grapes, a box of thin mints, and a half-gallon of milk while waiting for the water to boil on my Kraft Mac and Cheese.

by Cassatah June 29, 2014

Monstrosity

Pouring a monster energy drink on a vagina before eating it out to make it taste better.

I pulled a monstrosity on my girlfriend cus she tasted like shit.

by Somedirtykids November 15, 2010

Monstrosity

Anyone by the name of Ben

Damn ben is a real monstrosity

by 696942069 January 23, 2020

Monstrosity

n 1. A Blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. Dave Irwins Penis

v. After jizzing on her face make sure to use the monstrosity to put her ass to sleep.
n. I swear the monstrosity was not hard in smith's pool.

by Smith March 17, 2005

Menstrosity

What your beautiful, wonderful, kind, loving and nurturing wife, finace or girlfriend turns into when their monthly visitor comes to call. Similar to the transformation that occurs with someone who has been bitten by a Werewolf. A total and complete transformation into an irrational, instinct and hormone driven raging beast.

Similar to Monstosity:

monstrosity
1. an outrageous or ugly person or thing; monster
2. the state or quality of being monstrous

But directly caused by a visit from aunt flow

Joe: "Hey Frank, can I come and stay with you for a week, Betsy has turned into a complete menstrosity."

Frank: "No problem bro, I feel your pain."

by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010