Monsterbating

The act of masturbating under one's bed or in one's closet with the intent to frighten.

Greg was scared shitless when he found Aaron monsterbating in his closet at 3 am.

by TheProfessor42069 October 14, 2011

monsterpotten

A gigantic poker hand that dwarfs comprehension. Commonly used when describing a massive pot between one, two, or multiple players of Scandinavian (or foreign) descent.

Matt Affleck's chance at fortune and glory just slipped through his fingers after a stunning beat for a $42 million monsterpotten at the hand of Jonathan Duhamel.

by chaz_littlej August 27, 2010

Monsterburg Manor

The house of Dave Monsterburg, where he conducts his strange experiments in social networking, side splitting comedy and others thing that the loyal followers love everyday, the manor is the coolest place to live this side of Disneyland

all sorts of craziness daliy at the Monsterburg Manor
monsterburg

by doyac January 21, 2011

monsterbator

n.

1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster

If Bigfoot exists, then he's a monsterbator.

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

Monsterbation

Monsterbation is the act in which you touch yourself or masturbate to ugly people as popularised by the American Deathcore band The Irish Front in the 2008 release of Universe featuring the song monsterbation.

Touching yourself to ugly girls with ugly faces, oh honey that’s what we call monsterbation

by DeathcoreMadeMeDoIt July 12, 2021

monsterbation

when one engages in the touching of oneself at a time when one's significant other is right beside them.

the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.

olive engages in monsterbation 24/7, even when he has just 69ed with the finest bitch, hence he is the ultimate perve who no one likes.

by Arntnok February 2, 2008

masterbutt

Many women like to masturbate in the tub, using a gentle stream of water to massage the clitoris. Doing this usually involves lying in a wet tub on one's butt. When done frequently, this can lead to tough, scaly skin forming on the region above the tailbone.

My pussy seen so much euphoria lately. Masterbutt be a small price to pay.

OK so now I'm a masterbutt. A very happy clit!

by pussyshell February 3, 2014