monsterbator

n.

1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster

If Bigfoot exists, then he's a monsterbator.

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

Monsterbation

Monsterbation is the act in which you touch yourself or masturbate to ugly people as popularised by the American Deathcore band The Irish Front in the 2008 release of Universe featuring the song monsterbation.

Touching yourself to ugly girls with ugly faces, oh honey that’s what we call monsterbation

by DeathcoreMadeMeDoIt July 12, 2021

Monsterbating

When someone jerks off to pics of monsters, mostly erotic monster pics.

Fred: Hey, wanna go to a party later?
Jonh: No, man, im gonna stay home and I'll be "Monsterbating" all night

by realestguyintheroom November 01, 2011

monsterbate

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.

So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.

by demonicomelette March 22, 2003

Monsterbate

To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.

I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.

by Pizzazzman April 12, 2011

MonsterBed

Two or more mattresses lying adjacent to each other. May be embedded (pun intended) into bed frames. Originated in 05C.
Also known as MonstreBed in some cases.

Patrick: Guys, MegaBeds are now declared illegal.
05C: ILLEGAL!
Patrick: However, MonsterBeds are okay.

by Oleh Zaychenko October 27, 2007

Monsterbation

Where you jerk off under someone's bed to scare them. Upon finishing, you shout "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" in your scariest voice.

"Hey, Jimmy, what did you get up to for Halloween. Costume party?"
"No, I just went on a monsterbation spree. Scared the little bastards senseless. It was both a trick and a treat."
"This friendship is over."

by Bruno Strongarm March 17, 2014