monopulate

(v.) - To monopolize a situation, event, your girlfriend's best friend, etc. through manipulation; taking control of something through influence such as charm, liquor, etc.

There was precious little Charlie didn't either outright own or have a piece of the action in Chicagotown. From sweet-talking his way into high society or brute force kills in the underworld, he had monopulated the entire organized crime scene. He was king and he would never let anyone forget that.

by Mr. Subatomic January 4, 2004

mongopusher

a skateboarder who can't push correctly and isntead uses his/her frontfoot to push instead of his/her backfoot. This is called pushing mongo.

"dude, look at that filthy mongopusher"
"yea, mongopushers are fucking stupid"

by Paul January 20, 2005

Monosus

1. A heaping helping of awesome with a side of hair.
2. Anyone who looks like multiple bible characters at once, especially Moses, Jesus, and Noah. Generally used as a nickname.

That old guy in the robe is a Monosus.

by Schizoreindeer March 20, 2009

Monopulate

The act of someone monopolizing all of something in a manipulative way. Anything can be monopulated - your affections, a person, the hot water in the shower, the remote control, someone's time...See Time Vampire

I can't believe that slutty girl is trying to MONOPULATE the attention of every cute guy in the bar! She is such a MONOPULATIVE little bitch!

by team grammatard January 27, 2010

Monopupilation

The altered vision after-effect of having one pupil constricted and one pupil dilated after viewing the bright screen of your smart phone in the middle of the night when you are half asleep trying not to fully awaken.

I almost walked into a door after suffering a severe case of monopupilation when I got up in the middle of the night, looked at my phone and then stumbled to the bathroom while trying not to wake up.

by Donisms May 26, 2013

Monoposlop

Going to a local ihop to play monopoly with you’re friends

Let’s go play monoposlop

by Dave Raymond June 7, 2018

Monipuster

When 'Nipu' becomes a monster

You are such a Monipuster! :D

by BuJuBuJu March 17, 2022