momologue

When your mom gives you an excessively long lecture about stuff you did wrong.

I left my bike out in the rain and had to come inside and listen to my mom give me a two hour momologue about how I need to learn the value of money.

by tommytoes January 11, 2012

Monologue

Talking to yourself .

It could be internal or out loud.

I'm preparing a monologue for tomorrow's acting audition.

by Banana spoon December 14, 2018

monologumous

Monologumous is the adjective of monologue. To say that something is monologumous means that it holds the characteristics and/or traits of a monologue piece.

Josh: Is this more of a narrative or a monologue?
Kate: That shit's monologumous!

by kosh2530 October 25, 2009

fuck monologue

1.erotic tale.
2.Talking about fucking.

The Canterbury Tales featured many a fuck monologue.

I know he banged that girl with a j-lo going on. He went on a twenty minute fuck monologue!

by Spencer February 3, 2003

penis monologue

The name you give a dad who calls you a virgina monologue

My dad called me a Vigina monologue, so I called him a penis monologue

by 69crusher69 March 25, 2021

Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.

Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.

by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee January 12, 2009

Monologue

A one-person speech. Often used to express such emotions as love or sorrow. I use them to explain how much I am in love with this girl. They are popular in plays throughout history. One very famous monologue is Hamlet's "To be or not to be" speech.

I just wrote her a new monologue. Too bad she likes a jerkface. This one is about how I couldn't live without her...it's not as cliche as it sounds.

by Alex J. Burton November 20, 2009