monotonous

no variety, same old thing

Steve is really monotonous in the sack

by hailey October 17, 2004

powerpoint monotonics

the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.

features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.

whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!

aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.

by geek.neo May 6, 2010

Monotoneminor

This type of person departs from all normal and rational reasoning.
They admire their friends.
They are polite to their co-workers.
They are able to write unbelievably flawless peices of literature.
And they are the type of person who has wonderous hair.

"look over there! My god that person is the very definition of awesome!"

"I think you mean a Monotoneminor"

by Smellinglittledaisiesinthefall December 26, 2011

monocoitus

A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation.

My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night.

by Philly Rodent January 3, 2009

monotonize

v. To make monotonous.

Adults can monotonize any activity.

by Dave Scarpetti April 27, 2005

Monogonoherpasyphilaids

A quick way of explaining the most commen STDs; Mononucleosis(Mono), Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis, and AIDS.

Lilli) "Hey did you hear about Emma?"
Brian) "No, what happened?"
Lilli) "She had un-protected sex and contracted Mono-gono-herpa-syphil-aids"
Brian) "OH MY!"

by Kelsian July 12, 2005

Monotonoff

When two or more persons are involved in an aural exchange, where the participants' voices are notably monotonous.

"Who's more monotonous? Morgan, or Dan?"
"I'm not sure, they should have a monotonoff."

by Waterproof Wolverine March 5, 2009