Mongler

One who performs in the act of mongling; one who will tend to “mongle” around.

Spock: Hey wallen look over at Deke he’s mongling around right now.

Wallen: Deke is such a mongler Spock

by Big Spock January 6, 2020

ass mongler

one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.

daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world

by daniel attaway January 8, 2003

Funky Monker

Derived from the phrase or name "Funky Monkey". It is described as a person who expresses one's self in a funky and comical way, making no sense in their actions or words. One who is comically spontaneous resulting in no logical or mature explanation of their actions or outbursts. A person who sees themselves as funny, while others see them as odd or weird. One who does or says things, to entertain one's self at the disposal of others, such as telling jokes that make no sense, just to see the expressions on other's faces, and watching reactions from others.

Joe: "Hey man, did you see that? I just wiped my mind with a burger wrapper!"

Sam: "Dude....what's that suppose to mean?"

Joe: "Totally dude....I agree!"

Sam: "Bro...you are one crazy funky monker!"

by 2crazy2tell April 17, 2009

Child Mongler

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.

1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."

by nickreaper October 26, 2011

Minkler

1. Noun - The type of person you don't let around your kids.

2. Noun - A man who lures kids online into meeting up irl

Mom: I don't think we should let Larry around the kids anymore, I think he might be a minkler

by rainday March 11, 2022

Monkerachi

When a person or thing is acting clumsy or making a silly mistake, embarrassing oneself or making a fool out of yourself that looks comical to others.

Chris: dude the TV isnt turning on!
Cros: wow what a monkerachi piece of shit.

by ☞cope☜ December 13, 2014

Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"

"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"

by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011