monkeyphone

A group of young men who enjoy doing prank calls, going by the names Drew, Mark, Eric, and Matt. Monkeyphone is seemingly an offspring of kdk (see www.kdkprankcalls.com). They host an internet radio show on pcu radio (see www.pcuradio.com) Called Monkeyphones Retard Night. They have a small following of people, usually less than 50 listeners world wide for each show.

Have you been to www.monkeyphone.net yet? Its really cool!

by Matt Harper April 24, 2005

moneymoon

The time after your purchase of a good or service and before 'buyer's remorse' happens.

The moneymoon is over, I realize now that buying that boat was a waste of money.

by Wayne-K April 21, 2005

Monkeychops

Face like a monkey. Term of endearment or harmless jesting.

Hello monkeychops!

by Kate Williams August 18, 2003

moneywoon

The act of getting an unexpected sum of cash and thinking it will last forever.

Sandy got her tax rebate on Friday and blew it faster then a Times Square hooker ....by Monday the moneywoon was all but over.....

by Bryan randomm February 2, 2014

Monkeypox

The Omicron Variant didn't work, so now they've released Monkeypox.

The media and the government are tired of covid as it hasn't scared enough people, so now monkeypox has been released to terrify the masses even more.

by UltimateDoge May 23, 2022

Monkeychoke

Verb/Noun

To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.

A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.

A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.

Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.

After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.

Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?

Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...

by Now You Know June 21, 2011

monkeynoodle1

One of the coolest people ever they are very nice

monkeynoodle1 is the best mutual ever

by Bleepblob July 7, 2021