monkey dust

An animated comedy which makes little sense but still seems one of the most amusing things on telly this decade.

"Monkey Dust- BBC3 - 9:30 - Tuesday (?) Watch it!"

by Radclyffe December 1, 2003

monkey dust

perhaps the funniest programme on british tv currently

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

Monkeyfisting

Waving one's clenched fists around in the air (usually done while pissed off) while screaming and yelling at someone or something, thus appearing to be an angry monkey.

I cut some guy off in traffic today and he got out of his car and started monkeyfisting.

by Jen Brauer May 6, 2010

monkeybutter

(n.) A pet name used for a very close female friend. Your "monkeybutter" is usually someone you trust a lot and hold in high regard.

"Aww, you know you're my monkeybutter."

by AJ August 12, 2003

monkeydude

Not Strong Bad's friend. Also known as Josh.

First of all, I'm not your friend monkeydude. In fact, I'm not even gonna call you ********** anymore. I'ma call you Josh.

by Vega June 13, 2003

monkeybutter

(n.) Any by-product or discharge from any human activity that, while pleasant enough at the time, afterward is in some way less attractive; (adj.) Anything that in retrospect might not have been such a good idea, (Orig. from sticky discharge after sex).

1. You were so hot tonight I'm all slathered in monkeybutter!

2. Get that monkeybutter chair from Ikea out of here!

by affidavid April 23, 2006

monkeybutton

Another word for your bum hole, specifically a female one.
During sex apply pressure or penetrate and the female makes monkey noises.
EW EW EW E E E AH AH AH

John was licking Mary and started pressing her monkeybutton, she went apeshit.

by Buzzie July 27, 2006