monkeylicious

Adjective: Something that is good or cool.

Did you see that flip I just did on the trampoline, it was so monkeylicious.

by J. Nick Payne May 2, 2006

monkeykick

A jumping front kick usually coming from a smaller person against a larger foe. This quick style of kick usually takes the opponent by complete surprise and they often end up scratching their heads while trying to figure out how they ended up on the floor.

Nadya will monkeykick your ass right out that window.

by kidmizere August 22, 2011

monkeyfuck

Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud

Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck

by Bungalow Bill March 4, 2003

monkey dick

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.

Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.

by A. Hick July 23, 2006

monkey dick

a bluetooth headset in some ones ear.

bluetooth guy: "Yes Jim, We are hitting an all time record on the charts! We should celebrate with crumpets and tea my lad."

random guy: "Hey dude, are you talking to me?"

bluetooth guy: "No sir, I am not, I am on the phone."

random guy: "You don't look like you're on the phone, pull that Monkey Dick out of your ear you fag!"

bluetooth guy: "Oh my, how atrocious you are! *faints*"

by niggerama February 27, 2008

donkeydick

Man with very large penis
also hung like horse
;)

Me big donkey dick

by Rangi Bro May 7, 2003

monkey dick

Breakfast sausage or sausage links. This term is used in military chow halls and prisons.

Let's cook eggs and monkey dicks for breakfast.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005