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Monkeyball

The act of or ramification of gently rubbing someone's arm to set at ease the muscle and subsiquently smashing the middle knuckle of the middle finger or pointer into the area of arm just relaxed pruducing an amusing but agonizingly painful muscle spasm resulting in an elevation of skin and muscle in the shape of a ball of various sizes that slowly makes its way down the afflicted area until fading back into the arm.
"That kid got the worst monkeyball i've ever seen, it popped up atleast an inch!"
by Docter Octogonapus December 19, 2008
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moneyball

Moneyball is a term describing baseball operations in which a team endeavors to analyze the market for baseball players and buy what is undervalued and sell what is overvalued. Unlike a common misconception, it is not about OBP, but whatever is undervalued at that time. It is most commonly used to refer to the strategy used by the front office of the Oakland Athletics. It derives its name from a Michael Lewis book of the same name.
Through their strategy of Moneyball, the Oakland Athletics have been amoung the top contenders in baseball, at least up to this season.
by Moneyball June 9, 2005
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Monkeyball

The act of jumping onto someone's chest, securing your private area near their mouth and beating the top of their head with your fists while yelling your favorite curse word.
"If you keep talking to me with no respect I will monkeyball you I swear."
by J.1 May 13, 2010
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monkeybull

The dude who constantly attempts to provoke a response in others by doing nasty fucking shit or saying supremely ignorant shit akin to just begging to be punched in the face.
That monkeybull took a massive shit not only leaving the toilet clogged, but somehow managed to smear an ass-skid of crap on the toilet seat, leave a shit smear on the toilet paper roll itself and some poop on damn toilet flusher. Then the monkeybull bitched about the kitchen counters being dirty.
by Mskittypurrs December 9, 2020
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Moneyball

A book written by Billy Beane, er, Michael Lewis about the 2002 Oakland A's and their quest to reach the playoffs. It discounts some baseball fallacies (i.e. a player can be judged by physical talent alone) and explores the methods of rating players. Thus, teams with little money (such as the A's) can find out who the best available players are and acquire them.
Moneyball describes the importance of statistics such as On-Base Percentage and Slugging Percentage.
by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005
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Moneyballtown

A one word phrase that is meant to describe a situation that is spectacular in every way.
Hope everyone is ready to go to Moneyballtown this evening.
by Count it July 8, 2009
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moneyball

When you do something extremely unbelievable you say .. MONEYBALL !!
GOt Got Got'em on the Moneyball!!!
by Pattyboy November 11, 2005
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