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Jesus Money

not actual currency, just hopes and prayers. When people pay you in Jesus money they dont actually pay you in money, they just pray for you.
If she pays us in Jesus Money I'll explode!!
by poopbutjazzfunk November 29, 2011
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Jerusalem Monkey

Extremely quick and clever
The forkenshmeemer scared Chaz so much, that he ran out of the room like a Jerusalem Monkey
by R. Alcee Hastings October 21, 2004
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Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>

Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>
Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles Was Not Receiving Money From Zunilda Virginia Junco So I Fought A version OF Her In Seventh Grade <<<`~`Jesus`~`Knife`~`Necklace`~`>>>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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