Bread Monkey

a nigga who hungry for your paper cuz they ain't got any

you:"wats good b"
bread monkey:"ay man let me hold a dollar"

by notez September 25, 2006

Bread Monkey

When a painting has the properties of a piece of bread, or a monkey. Sometimes both.

I went to the art show the other day, this one painting was totally a bread monkey

by Zach and Lisa B August 5, 2008

Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!

Suffer my Ninja Monkey Death Bread!!!

by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010

The Bum Bead Monkey

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.

Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there

by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010