mong

Mong is short for 'mongoloid', which was originally an anachronistic term for a Down's Syndrome sufferer. The modern Mong however is a total fuckwit, who deserves nothing less than complete humiliation for their idiocy. That includes all those dope smokers too, who relate being 'monged' to being chilled and mellow. Its because when you're stoned you act like a fucking retard, you fucking spazzes!

"You spilt yer pint all over my strides, you FUCKING MONG! I'LL KICK YER FUCKING CUNT IN!"

by Savage Henry August 12, 2004

Mong

Derogatory verb commonly used to describe the state of one's lack of common sense.

1) You are such a fucking mong.

by Gavyn August 27, 2004

mong

another word for spastic or retard some other ways of saying this would be
mongathon monghead ect...

aaron: tom what you doing later?
tom: i dont know yet gunna go watch barbie
aaron: shut up tom you mong

by Waggers January 10, 2009

MONGED

The day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system

A bunch of guys sitting around a living room:

Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes
horse)

Ian: theyre my sheets,

Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all

by breny January 19, 2005

Mong

A person who is a typical idiot, or a person who can't do so merging simple

Mike: 'mum can you pass me the knife'
Mum: ''here you go'
Mike: 'mum that's a fork you mong'

by Tesco Value February 25, 2017

mong

See mongoloid. Can also be applied to the state people get into after heavy amounts of intoxicating substances.

You are a stupid fucking mong.
I am completely fucked, I'm such a mong.

by Bob February 05, 2003

monged

The feeling of uselessness that comes from doing pills (MDMA) and smoking weed.

After tugging on the bong I was well and truly monged

by Chris_P May 03, 2005