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Mofosexual

Basically, a variation of the word homosexual or heterosexual used to describe a person that is only sexually attracted to mother fuckers.
Bobby is such a mofosexual!
by IronMielke March 15, 2010
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mohosexual

Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!
INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!
by Sex Ed January 19, 2007
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Minhosexual

Someone who is in love with Minho from The Maze Runner series.
Person 1: Hey! Whats your Sexuality?
Person 2: I'm Minhosexual!!!
by Tina_hppt January 27, 2021
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monetosexual

Someone who would much rather grind for money than have a relationship.
This doesn't mean the person is asexual but would rather become rich, and not be weighed down by a relationship.
Person A: Man shit, why don't you get yourself some pussy.
Person B: Nah fuck that, I'm a fucking monetosexual, I stay loyal to the grind.
by fatheradem December 18, 2018
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Motosexual

A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling. Symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely. Symptoms may include the following:
-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material
-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.
-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle
-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle
-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding

In addition to these motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of "quality time' with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:
-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle
-Association of motorcycle related items with sex
-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots
-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a type of lubricant

Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it. Despite the fact that being a motosexual may have an adverse impact on health, family life, work and social life most motosexuals do not seek treatment.
Last week Joe developed motosexual tendencies and blew off Sunday football to go to the mountains on his motorcycle.
by Mel@NCS December 7, 2007
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Monkesexual

It means your'e straight but think monkes are cool
I am monkesexual but not sexually attracted to monke
by Im not monkecist May 17, 2021
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Monsexual

Attraction towards money.
Have you heard about that monsexual guy at the bank?

yeah, it was funny how he kept getting boners whenever he saw cash.
by LilBootyChaser January 26, 2021
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